|Yeah, let's just take stupid photos like this instead.|
|Isn't the sight of hundreds of tourists just lovely?|
|Anselm's Tourism: look at castle. It looks nice. Take a quick look inside. Don't pay. Move on to something else.|
While I'm ranting, I also don't like tour groups. Independent travel is so much better. You do what you want and you know that it's your trip. Fair enough if you don't have the time or patience to plan things out, but I don't like being a sheep, following some bloke with a sign around all day. And they swarm you and take up lots of space all at once. The Germans would have something to say about the inefficiency of that!
And when you travel with a tour group, you miss wandering down back streets and finding the Irish pub. Rule 1 of travelling: there's always an Irish pub. I found 3 in Amsterdam.
And then I got a German to take a photo of me (why do I never think to ask peoples' names?!). Having taken far too many selfies in the morning, my man card was in danger of slipping out of my hands if I took another one.
|This hoody makes people think I'm actually from Arizona. Oops.|
|Have a look at the facial expression on the woman bottom right. Genuinely hilarious.|
|The view from 180m up|
|This photo proves that given the opportunity, I will take photos of anything.|
|Goodbye Krakow, and thanks for having me|